Whether you can write romantic prose or not, the course of online dating never did run smooth.
Below you’ll find the imagined dating profiles of Jane Austen, J. R. R. Tolkien, Ernest Hemingway, Agatha Christie, William Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, and Lucy Maud Montgomery. The text majority is comprised of quotes from the authors themselves.
I’ve come here with no expectations. I wish as well as everybody else to be happy; but like everybody else, it must be in my own way.
All I want in a man is someone who rides bravely, dances beautifully, sings with vigor, reads passionately, and whose taste agrees in every point with my own.
Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony which is why I’ll end up an old maid. However, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then.
What is your favorite compliment that you have received?
Obstinate, headstrong girl.
Favorite date. . .
There is nothing like staying home for real comfort.
My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation. I do not want people to be very agreeable as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.